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[shewho]

dominik dia-
mond, bit of a gaming geek
on his mobile phone

and a short list as to why i dislike sunny summer weather

- i get too hot
- public transport smells rancid
- people wear freaking flipflops. i HATE the sound of flipflops
- i want to curl up in a patch of sun and fall asleep, and often almost do. yes, i am a cat.

Comments

[london-imp.livejournal.com]

Oh come on it's only about 20 degrees outside! It's nice. Anything over 25 is too hot. Blledin' goth.
Donna is wearing flip-flops today. So not only do I have to put up with the sound of her, I have to put up with the sound of her feet.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

but that makes it PRIME dozing off accidentally weather! how will i *Ever* get anything done?!

and 20 degrees is clearly enough to bring out the BO reek on the buses and tubes.

stupid flip flops. cut off her feet, i say!

[london-imp.livejournal.com]

And her tongue.

In fact, having watched Sin City I think i'll do a Marv and chop her up and leave her to the hounds.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

i have not seen this fillum of yet. you would need some handy hounds in the area though. try it!

(and they say films don't turn us into violent crims)

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

they don't. they just give us better ideas when it comes to fantasising about murder and dismemberment.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

that's what you think.

i'm going to go out and cut someone up and leave them for the dogs tonight.

plus i know how, and do, crotch my drugs in nightclubs*






*may or may not be true

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

crotch my drugs in nightclubs?
Is this special junkie slang?

[shewho.livejournal.com]

clearly you have never watched top prison drama 'bad girls'

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

I am so ashamed to admit that you're right there.
No, really I am.

good good, that IS the correct reaction.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

if you aren't going to be down with the kids, you should bookmark

www.urbandictionary.com then

;P

Re: good good, that IS the correct reaction.

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

I get by fine being unstreet, many ta.

[kitty-collar.livejournal.com]

Ugh! The sound of flip-flops when you've had one hours sleep! *cringe*

xxx

[shewho.livejournal.com]

heh, and i thought i was just irrational! the anti flip flop movement starts here!!

[kitty-collar.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D and can we stop shuffly morning slippers aswell please?

(ugh and squelchy flip-flops! ARgh! make it stop)

xxx

[shewho.livejournal.com]

shuffly morning slippers? i have no problem with these seeing as they don't exist in my life. do ppl near you wear slippers?

*confused*

down with all bad shoes!

[kitty-collar.livejournal.com]

I just remember in my student halls, most mornings I'd hear someone walking outside my door to the kitchen with dead shuffley slippers on, the noise did my head in it did!!

BADSHOESBEGONE!!!!

xxx

[shewho.livejournal.com]

ah. BOOOO to shared halls!

BOOOO to nasty shoes!

our movement needs to source low hanging scythes so that we can chop feet off unawares.

or mebbe just supersharp blades like ichi the killer.......

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

You want the samurai killer from FLOWERS OF FLESH AND BLOOD. Ichi is a lame-@rse mainstream killer.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

does the samurai killer have ace bladed boots like ichi? if not, he can feck right off.

i don't care about any more indie than you b0ll0cks, i like his killer shoes.

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

he makes more of a mess. the messier they are the better in japanese gore fests i say.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

that is as may be dear, but we aren't talking about japanese gore fests. no.

we are talking about jodders and i cutting off the feet of irritating shoe-wearers.

hence ichi= better.

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

yes okay I think maybe.

[dumbgenius.livejournal.com]

how large is dominik now, then?

[shewho.livejournal.com]

he was hiding well in a velvet jacket affair.

skin was a bit messy though poor lad.

[dumbgenius.livejournal.com]

I had forgotten he once had floppy hair. Hee!

[angelv.livejournal.com]

I love Dominik Diamond. And not just because he loved Manics in 1992.

My office is supercold. Overenthusiastic air conditioning. I don't like it!

[shewho.livejournal.com]

now i know you didn't type hyperactive there, but still have a lovely image of an aircon unit running around drinking fake juice with ADD.

it is entertaining me :D

dominik was a FMF? ace!

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

I want to work in your office then. Gissajoblike!
ta.

[p-dan-tic.livejournal.com]

i heart dominik

when games attack is the sechs

[shewho.livejournal.com]

i did ponder taking a picture of his face with my phone, but he was moving in the opposite direction, and quite frankly the gin was calling. sorry!

[sultryspitfire.livejournal.com]

Cor!Are you really a cat?

[shewho.livejournal.com]

i can't possibly say yes, that would make me a furry! ;)

feline like, lets say....

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alexandra_/]

Not sure what's worse- the thwack of flipflops, or the squishy squish of sweat inside wellington boots.

Why oh why do all students wear such retarded footwear?

[shewho.livejournal.com]

christ yeah, i never understood that aren't-i-kitsch-look-at-me-in-my-uncomfortable-and-child-like-wellies thing.

wellies are for farmers and teh rain, dagnammit!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_alexandra_/]

or glastonbury. Mmmm glastonbury. Having railed against wellies, I should prob get a pair to brave the mud with.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

well yes, glasto comes under the category of being both a farm, and probably having rain.

allowed.