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[shewho]

yesterday i did this

(cor, what a wonderfully lazy way to update! actually, vague-o, let me know if i shouldn't link to that.)

there was posh wine.

there were delicious fresh tasty oysters.

there was lobster walt thermidor.

there was free starter thingies with cheese and salmon!

there was cheese and port. norman, what HAVE you started?

it is very nice to eat proper food. Gow's, liverpool street way, is very good for fish. i think i may attempt to save money every month for a decent pricey dinner in a foodie place.

there was ilford

there was the retrieval of my missing mobile, and far too many messages

more importantly, there was collection of THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OUTFIT IN THE WORLD (tm) and spending more for a cloak (GOTH!)

somewhere along the line there was a kidnapping of perfectlyvague, well, if by kidnap i mean willing and indeed her suggestion, buying of tonic, and drinking lovely lovely gin.

there was chicken.

there was failing to watch desperate housewives.

there was bed.

it was ace, although i wish i was skiving this morning too ;P

also, yesterday i felt myself slipping back into an addiction i thought i was cured of. the sixties are calling me, kids. listened to forever changes again on the way to work.

music actually was better then, wasn't it?

(must not wear tye dye must not claim john lennon is my father (hah! there is one for those 10 things you haven't done and i have lists, convinced my peers at school that i was a daughter of an illicit lennon liaison!) must not listen to nothing but sixties music)

Comments

[darkship.livejournal.com]

Lennon was shot in 1980, yes? I suppose it's PLAUSIBLE if also IMplausible since I'm pretty sure he lived in the States for most of the grim 70s (and who wouldn't want to leave 1970s Britain?).

I quite enjoyed reading perfectlyvague.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

oh don't mess with the obsessive, sonny jim.

i was born in 78 ergo he was alive.

the thing was, my mum was a groupie and was over in the states at the time and bumped into him during his famous 'lost weekend' with nilsson (i don't think this bit works as i am pretty sure that was in '77 but noone noticed) and did him and got pregnant, innit.

the story lost its credibility with the life support machine in my basement addition.

but if you say it often enough people will believe you. or commit you.

(sawa is ace)

[darkship.livejournal.com]

I suspect that none of your classmates were able to stoop to the levels of obsession that would contradict you. I know I can't. And besides, given when your birthday is, it would have to have been in 1977 ANYWAY, Miss I-Did-Medicine-For-A-Year.

Life support machine in your basement?

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

To keep John going, I should think.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

you knows it!

[shewho.livejournal.com]

i meant to type '79.

oh yeah. he always wanted a daughter. when he was shot the fbi shipped him to england so he could get a chance at seeing me one day, big secret this, but there was hitec doctoring going on in my basement.

they let him go eventually though.

and it was 2 and a half years

[darkship.livejournal.com]

I think I would have laughed into my delicious can of Mountain Dew had I been told that utter b-llocks.
Still, the rest of the story is possible, at least. Reminds me of that story I read in- ahem- Nuts of the dude who was on a beach wearing a Mick Jagger T-shirt and some kid comes up and goes "Daddy!", pointing at his T-shirt. Turns out the kid was right: her mother was that Brazilian model he screwed a few years back.

It was closer than my last guess ("some archaic doctoring I didn't learn/despite doing medicine for nearly a term?").

[trentgurl.livejournal.com]

Or the guy on the cover of Bizarre - "Charles Manson raped my mum!"

He was trying to promote his band/book/some such shit.