killing me (painfully) with (someone else's) song

Dear Bonnie Tyler, Freddie Mercury and Fred whatsisface from the B52s,

My partner in crime, booze, and I would like to wholeheartedly apologise for last night. I do not know what I was thinking. Sorry people who were there too.

I blame p_dan_tic for accidentally choosing a pub with a karaoke night

I blame my stupid job that makes me finish hours before everyone else so I have to sit in a pub on my own waiting with a book and a bottle of wine

I blame myself for being unable to say no to lovely tasty booze, and subsequent stage wh0ring.

I am very very sorry.

Yours shamefacedly,

shewho


I did have a drunken middleaged groupie though. Otherwise known as woman saying I am good 'trust me, I know' she slurred while tapping her nose.

Ho hum.

Anyway, is it wrong to laugh at people trying to use the oyster swipes with a normal ticket? It's not is it. Good.

I remember doing that too before I got wise.....

looks like a b movie later then. I shall try and be....... restrained.....

killing me (painfully) with (someone else's) song

Dear Bonnie Tyler, Freddie Mercury and Fred whatsisface from the B52s,

My partner in crime, booze, and I would like to wholeheartedly apologise for last night. I do not know what I was thinking. Sorry people who were there too.

I blame p_dan_tic for accidentally choosing a pub with a karaoke night

I blame my stupid job that makes me finish hours before everyone else so I have to sit in a pub on my own waiting with a book and a bottle of wine

I blame myself for being unable to say no to lovely tasty booze, and subsequent stage wh0ring.

I am very very sorry.

Yours shamefacedly,

shewho


I did have a drunken middleaged groupie though. Otherwise known as woman saying I am good 'trust me, I know' she slurred while tapping her nose.

Ho hum.

Anyway, is it wrong to laugh at people trying to use the oyster swipes with a normal ticket? It's not is it. Good.

I remember doing that too before I got wise.....

looks like a b movie later then. I shall try and be....... restrained.....