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[shewho]

dominik dia-
mond, bit of a gaming geek
on his mobile phone

and a short list as to why i dislike sunny summer weather

- i get too hot
- public transport smells rancid
- people wear freaking flipflops. i HATE the sound of flipflops
- i want to curl up in a patch of sun and fall asleep, and often almost do. yes, i am a cat.

Comments

[shewho.livejournal.com]

heh, and i thought i was just irrational! the anti flip flop movement starts here!!

[kitty-collar.livejournal.com]

Yay! :D and can we stop shuffly morning slippers aswell please?

(ugh and squelchy flip-flops! ARgh! make it stop)

xxx

[shewho.livejournal.com]

shuffly morning slippers? i have no problem with these seeing as they don't exist in my life. do ppl near you wear slippers?

*confused*

down with all bad shoes!

[kitty-collar.livejournal.com]

I just remember in my student halls, most mornings I'd hear someone walking outside my door to the kitchen with dead shuffley slippers on, the noise did my head in it did!!

BADSHOESBEGONE!!!!

xxx

[shewho.livejournal.com]

ah. BOOOO to shared halls!

BOOOO to nasty shoes!

our movement needs to source low hanging scythes so that we can chop feet off unawares.

or mebbe just supersharp blades like ichi the killer.......

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

You want the samurai killer from FLOWERS OF FLESH AND BLOOD. Ichi is a lame-@rse mainstream killer.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

does the samurai killer have ace bladed boots like ichi? if not, he can feck right off.

i don't care about any more indie than you b0ll0cks, i like his killer shoes.

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

he makes more of a mess. the messier they are the better in japanese gore fests i say.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

that is as may be dear, but we aren't talking about japanese gore fests. no.

we are talking about jodders and i cutting off the feet of irritating shoe-wearers.

hence ichi= better.

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

yes okay I think maybe.