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[shewho]

dominik dia-
mond, bit of a gaming geek
on his mobile phone

and a short list as to why i dislike sunny summer weather

- i get too hot
- public transport smells rancid
- people wear freaking flipflops. i HATE the sound of flipflops
- i want to curl up in a patch of sun and fall asleep, and often almost do. yes, i am a cat.

Comments

[shewho.livejournal.com]

but that makes it PRIME dozing off accidentally weather! how will i *Ever* get anything done?!

and 20 degrees is clearly enough to bring out the BO reek on the buses and tubes.

stupid flip flops. cut off her feet, i say!

[london-imp.livejournal.com]

And her tongue.

In fact, having watched Sin City I think i'll do a Marv and chop her up and leave her to the hounds.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

i have not seen this fillum of yet. you would need some handy hounds in the area though. try it!

(and they say films don't turn us into violent crims)

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

they don't. they just give us better ideas when it comes to fantasising about murder and dismemberment.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

that's what you think.

i'm going to go out and cut someone up and leave them for the dogs tonight.

plus i know how, and do, crotch my drugs in nightclubs*






*may or may not be true

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

crotch my drugs in nightclubs?
Is this special junkie slang?

[shewho.livejournal.com]

clearly you have never watched top prison drama 'bad girls'

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

I am so ashamed to admit that you're right there.
No, really I am.

good good, that IS the correct reaction.

[shewho.livejournal.com]

if you aren't going to be down with the kids, you should bookmark

www.urbandictionary.com then

;P

Re: good good, that IS the correct reaction.

[gregjames.livejournal.com]

I get by fine being unstreet, many ta.