Things I Hate Today

1. James Blunt. Really.  There is no need.  GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Even The Knack aren't doing their normal trick and removing him.  Gah.
2. Katie Melua - 9 Million Bicycles. What is that all about? Turgid rubbish.  And a complete lie.  I do NOT, in any way, believe there are 9 million bicycles in Beijing.  Maybe 8,987,675 or something, even 9,000,987, but not 9 million.  So that isn't a fact, is it Katie.  Which means, when your love is like that fact, your love is a lie.  Or at the very least, wildly inaccurate.  "Yes, I love you, but with a really large margin of error and as much as I love the other 5 people which is almost the same number as 1".

Things I Hate Today

1. James Blunt. Really.  There is no need.  GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Even The Knack aren't doing their normal trick and removing him.  Gah.
2. Katie Melua - 9 Million Bicycles. What is that all about? Turgid rubbish.  And a complete lie.  I do NOT, in any way, believe there are 9 million bicycles in Beijing.  Maybe 8,987,675 or something, even 9,000,987, but not 9 million.  So that isn't a fact, is it Katie.  Which means, when your love is like that fact, your love is a lie.  Or at the very least, wildly inaccurate.  "Yes, I love you, but with a really large margin of error and as much as I love the other 5 people which is almost the same number as 1".