do you remember the first time?

last night i lost my popstarz cherry.

it was ace.

the top floor is a very dangerous place, i think i could quite easily dance myself to death up there.

drank a little too much booze. this was evident while queueing to get in by refusing to let queue jumpers in cos 'i have waited ages and i really need a wee' and then again when trying to retrieve coats from the cloakroom telling another queue jumper that 'if you keep doing that, someone might smash your face in with a brick'.

oops.

i blame jamesward

is getting residency for your foreign girlfriend the nearest you can get to lesbian marriage in this country?

do you remember the first time?

last night i lost my popstarz cherry.

it was ace.

the top floor is a very dangerous place, i think i could quite easily dance myself to death up there.

drank a little too much booze. this was evident while queueing to get in by refusing to let queue jumpers in cos 'i have waited ages and i really need a wee' and then again when trying to retrieve coats from the cloakroom telling another queue jumper that 'if you keep doing that, someone might smash your face in with a brick'.

oops.

i blame jamesward

is getting residency for your foreign girlfriend the nearest you can get to lesbian marriage in this country?

it's so fvcking funny... it's absurd

oh. my. life.

i am sitting here watching 'kings of comedy', which for those of you that don't know, is like some sort of big brother for stand up comedians. i only recognise boothby graffoe and stan boardman.

they are all drunk. they are playing truth or dare. it appears to be turning into the sort of comedy slash that only diamond_geyser would dream up!

and they are all having stupid arguments and offending each other. and breaking stuff. and crying for no reason.

one day, i would like to video a night out with us lot. would make for great car crash telly.....

it's so fvcking funny... it's absurd

oh. my. life.

i am sitting here watching 'kings of comedy', which for those of you that don't know, is like some sort of big brother for stand up comedians. i only recognise boothby graffoe and stan boardman.

they are all drunk. they are playing truth or dare. it appears to be turning into the sort of comedy slash that only diamond_geyser would dream up!

and they are all having stupid arguments and offending each other. and breaking stuff. and crying for no reason.

one day, i would like to video a night out with us lot. would make for great car crash telly.....

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3-0!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!

hehe

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3-0!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!! 3-0!!!!!!!

hehe