moldy sarnie? mmmmmm.... blue brie....

[shewho]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I pushed _alexandra_ in the mud (-17 points). Last week I set icecoldinalex's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I bought porn for taylor_parkes (10 points). In February I gave exmoor_cat a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-118 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, shewho

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