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Feb. 3rd, 2005 04:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shewho"blast," I thought, as I stumbled semi-clothed through the cold, dark morning into the kitchen. "Stupid heating system" was not the precise phrase, but I can assure you the sentiment was the same.
I flicked the switch, and as the fluorescents buzzed slowly into life I could already see the gas had gone out. I whacked in the button and stood patiently, until I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye.
A jittery yet smooth movement, precise, yet slimily all over the place.
I looked down.
I retched.
There crawling along the kitchen worktop was my mortal enemy.
It was all I could do to stop myself from shaking, both from nausea and the rage the built up inside me. How dare it?! This was my home.
OF course, what made it all worse was the fact I had only just been merrily thinking to myself how long it had been since the last intrusion.
I plan to actually cook proper food tonight.
I shall have to bleach the kitchen to pieces to do so.
I flicked the switch, and as the fluorescents buzzed slowly into life I could already see the gas had gone out. I whacked in the button and stood patiently, until I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye.
A jittery yet smooth movement, precise, yet slimily all over the place.
I looked down.
I retched.
There crawling along the kitchen worktop was my mortal enemy.
It was all I could do to stop myself from shaking, both from nausea and the rage the built up inside me. How dare it?! This was my home.
OF course, what made it all worse was the fact I had only just been merrily thinking to myself how long it had been since the last intrusion.
I plan to actually cook proper food tonight.
I shall have to bleach the kitchen to pieces to do so.
