shewho: (nowhere man)
shewho ([personal profile] shewho) wrote2004-02-20 09:27 am

a thought

it is days like this, when i turn up to work in hugely long trousers, new rock spring boots, leopard print vest and too much eyeliner that i realise why they think it would be a good idea for admin staff to have to wear a uniform.

i have seen it now.

vile plasticy black skirt and trousers, terrible jacket, not so bad fleece, and light blue long or short sleeved shirt with Trust logo on the breast. i think own skirts / trousers are allowed as long as they are black/similar.

i think it looks suspiciously like a US postal worker uniform, and as such i claim the right to act like one by going mad and shooting all my colleagues.

(this is what the papers/channel 5/fhm tell me postmen do in the states. therefore it must be true.....)