I think I would have to leave if someone attempted to be-deck me in a uniform. What will it be? A blouse (::run::) and a skirt (<-- see over)?

(That's one of my fave things about my work. If, say, one imbibed too freely of an evening - which I never do - one can come into work the next day at any time they choose and, more imporantly, looking like a tramp if they feel like it, and no one bats an eyelid.)