it was just one of those nights, just one of those glorious flights.....

[shewho]

just one of those things.

i have just had my lunch.

the decrepit tin opener wouldn't open my soup.

wheni used brute force my soup went all over my trousers.

i smell of thai red curry

so i ate soup.

decided i wasn't hungry.

which was just as well, as i then found a caterpillar in my soup.

what interesting things have you found in food, dear readers?

(my gosh. i do apologise)